Dance Hall Pimps Transylvania Girls lyrics

In California broken hearted and forsaken
Bottles of bourbon strewn around me on the floor
My spirit was shattered and my love had all been taken
When a tall dark angel stood standin' at my door
(spoken) And she asked me a question

Have you been to Transylvania?
Man you really oughta go
Got some girls in Transylvania
Ain't like any girls you know
And strange events to entertain ya
Like the Rocky Horror Show

You may think you've been around some
But you're in for a surprise
Ya got to try to get downtown some
Man you won't believe your eyes
Transylvania girls I've found some
Packin' heat between their thighs

If you want one of those

Transylvania girls. Transylvania girls.
You best be willin' to try something new
You know when you're Rome, you do as Romans do
But when in Transylvania
Lord, the Trannys do you
In Transylvania

I ain't talkin' bout no vampires
Or werewolves prowlin' in the night
Or scary stories ‘round no campfires
Or witchy spells by candelight


I'm talkin' ‘bout those sexy Glampires
Know how to treat a man just right

You know I'm talking ‘bout those …

Transylvania girls. Transylvania girls.
You best be willin' to try something new
You know when you're Rome, you do as Romans do
But when in Transylvania
Lord, the Trannys do you
In Transylvania

In Transylvania
T-T-T-Transylvania
Transylvania

Transylvania GIRLS NOT GIRLS

Transylvania GIRL NOT GIRLS

In Transylvania

Ya know I'm gonna go Ya Know I'm gonna go
Ya know I'm gonna go to Transylvania

I'm gonna find my kind of girl

I'm gonna find my kind of girl

IN TRANSYLVANIA
IN TRANSYLVANIA