Cocaine driven shouts
Hot tub wrestling bouts
Four o'clock 'til final flight
Late night Denny's shouting fights
Talk with chicks in bathroom stalls
Missing all those girlfriend calls
Tax collectors on your tail
Mud sells, use for bail
Live love, die, rock
Life is hard on the road
The road is strong, the road is long
Life is hard on your own
So I'm out here with my best friend in world
Getting slapped with DUI's
Followed by eight hour drives
Pennsylvania, Idaho
Blacking out in Fargo
Motel coffee, jerk off rooms
Locker rooms of blood and doom
STD's, no more weed
We've got so much more to see
Rock stars, small bars
Life is hard on the road
The road is strong, the road is long
Life is hard on your own
So I'm out here with my best friend in world
Two rooms, fourteen beds
Glen Fant strikes out again
Alex falls asleep with beer
Rod Van Stoli sheds a tear
Allentown really lands in jail
Nauseous girls don't know I'm there
Life is hard on the road
The road is strong, the road is long
Life is hard on your own
So I'm out here with my best friend in world
Life is hard on the road
The road is strong, the road is long
Life is hard on your own
So I'm out here with my best friend in world