Flying Retarded Monkey Demons Skooma Trade lyrics

Hey, you got any skooma?
Well I would, but...

The skooma trade is illegal now,
The skooma trade is illegal now,
It was banned from the start in Vvardenfell,
But the skooma trade is illegal now,
Hit it, Mehrunes!

Buy it in shops in Sk-Sk-Skyrim!
(The skooma trade is illegal now)
It grows all over the shivering isles,
(The skooma trade is illegal now)
In Elder Scrolls III it was white powder,
(The skooma trade is illegal now)
But now they sell it in bottles and stuff.
(Skooma trade is illegal now!)

Skooma!
Going down the docks to the Imperial Place,
Gonna buy some skooma and maybe a mace,
But mainly skooma, got 58 gold,
Cause I got it off that bread that I sold,
So yeah!
Skooma!
Got skooma?
No?
F**k off!

Ahhh, Skooma....
I am the skooma in your bong-
Take too much skooma,
End up like Louis Scheuer,
And thats bad,

You don't want that,
Look at that hair;
Eurgh, disgusting hair.
You know what I like though?
Skooma!

The skooma trade is illegal now,
The skooma trade is illegal now,
It was banned from the start in Vvardenfell,
But the skooma trade is illegal now,
Hit it Heironimus!

Faelian takes it up the Abandoned House
(The skooma trade is illegal now)
His wife doesn't like it 'cause it makes him strange
(Skooma trade is illegal now)
He's sometimes found acting like a mouse!
(Skooma trade is illegal now)
His vocals do have quite a range,
Faelian!

Damages intelligence but makes you really strong,
All the guards in Cyrodill say taking skooma's wrong,
It also drains agility but makes you want to run,
But don't get caught you'll go to prison and get raped up the-

Damages intelligence but makes you really strong,
All the guards in Cyrodill say taking skooma's wrong,
It also drains agility but makes you want to run,
But don't get caught you'll go to prison and get raped up the,
Skooma!