Formerly Un-Named Springfield Badger Hike - Movement 3: Honky-Tonk Hero lyrics

Lose that city slickin' zero, get yerself a honky-tonk hero
I know there's more than one of us around
who will treat you like a lady, always say yes, not no or maybe
until yer dead and they put you in the ground

Might be me...Might be my son
All I know...is it's not the one
who's been courtin' you...he ain't supportin' you
he calls you his baby but soon he'll be abortin' you

Lose that city slickin' zero, get yerself a honky-tonk hero
I know there's more than one of us around
who will treat you like a lady, always say yes, not no or maybe
until yer dead and they put you in the ground

I might be wrong...but I think I'm right
so test this hunch on your man tonight
When you feel his hand...just push it away
I'd bet the farm that he'd cause you harm if he don't get a roll in the hay


Lose that city slickin' zero, get yerself a honky-tonk hero
I know there's more than one of us around
who will treat you like a lady, always say yes, not no or maybe
until yer dead and they put you in the ground

UH HUH

come and get it
what's your fetish?
we can wet it
right here
we take credit
and you won't regret it
so come and get it
right here