Barry Feldman Patient For A Day lyrics

Hire an ad agency, Enter the lottery
Your baby needs an operation
Gotta get a PR man, raise money quickly as you can
Sell yourself to the nation
Try to get on the news or on Phil Donahue
Or best of all though your chances are small
You could try to get on

Patient For A Day
The game show people are dyin to play
Mail in your entry right away
To Patient For A Day, care of this station
That's Patient For A Day, care of this station

If you can get on the show the audience in the studio
Will hear each contestant's story
Then they will try to choose who the President would choose
So you better not be boring
You can win an operation or a day's recuperation
If you get the bonus question you could win a doctor too

Or get a game to play at home even if you lose

On Patient For A Day
The game show that people are dyin to play
Mail in your entry right away
To Social Insecurity, care of this station, that's
Patient For A Day
The game show people are dyin to play
Mail in your entry right away
To The National Survival Match, care of this station, that's
The National Survival Match, care of this station, that's
Survival Match America, care of this station, that's
Survival Match America, care of this station
Survival Match America, care of this station, that's
Survival Match America, care of this station
Survival Match America, care of this station
Survival Match America, care