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Hey alligator won't you swallow me hole?
Bite down on my leg put me in your death roll
You're going to love the way I taste
Now everybody doing their own thing tonight
Get drunk get high get messed straight out of your mind
But me? I think I'm going straight to sleep
I've got a long road ahead of me and I'm in that drivers seat
Hey alligator do you wanna go again?
I swear to God right now I'll send you straight to heaven
I've got the strength of a thousand no make that a million men
No you go on tell your reptile friends you're sorry
I should have never messed with him