Funkdoobiest The Funkiest lyrics

It was the voice of a courageous explorer
A man dedicated to the pursuit of man's knowledge
And the expansion of his horizons

The funkiest, the funkiest
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Check it, all I need's a second to wreck it
My thoughts are collected for the funk, expect it
I'm iller than a porno, I got skills like Zorro
Who's Perry Quomo? Tomorrow, tomorrow

Like orphan Annie, yo, it's the uncanny
Doobie, with bona fide funk for your fanny
Suckers, I pick 'em, so who be my victim?
Stick 'em an' boogers, I flick 'em

I'm guilty your honor, I rock like Nirvana
So fuck a piranha, just like Jeffery Dalhmer
I'll slice 'em, dice 'em, MCs, ice 'em
Yo, step to the sun an' I'll fuck you guys up

We're the the funkiest, the funkiest
The funkiest, the funkiest
We're the the funkiest, the funkiest
The funkiest, the funkiest

We're the the funkiest, the funkiest
The funkiest, the funkiest
We're the the funkiest, the funkiest
The funkiest, the funkiest

Ring around the roses to the funk, you punk
I flips, smacks an' paddy whack an' does all that junk
Watch how many scram, your sweet like candied yams
But I freak the style, like if I was Handyman

Uh, oh, um, I think we're in trouble
'Cause girls call me Dumbo an' guys wanna rumble
Yet I'm hard like a diamond, I'll sing like Phyllis Hyman
The action packed rhyming like uh, Simon an' Simon

[Incomprehensible] word, the fuckers smell like turds
'Cause mommy will buy you a mockin' bird
Mary's quite contrary, takin' out these fairies

Eaten out the assholes like Tom did Jerry

We're the the funkiest, the funkiest
The funkiest, the funkiest
We're the the funkiest, the funkiest
The funkiest, the funkiest

We're the the funkiest, the funkiest
The funkiest, the funkiest
I said, we're the the funkiest, the funkiest
The funkiest, the funkiest

The funkiest, the funkiest
The funkiest, the funkiest
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Breakdown
Yo, son, kick that shit

Hey Peter, Peter, you fat pumpkin eater
You know I kicks flavor just like Velveta
I'll scream like Aretha, so follow the leader
From here to Medina, like Sarafina

I yell, ‽Hallelujah”, you're fat like Lex Luther
To master mind the funk, do ya, do ya?
The crazy ill Hitler, who performs like a fiddler
I'm ill like the Riddler, fuck a Bette Midler

We're the the funkiest, the funkiest
The funkiest, the funkiest
We're the the funkiest, the funkiest
The funkiest, the funkiest

We're the the funkiest, the funkiest
The funkiest, the funkiest
We're the the funkiest, the funkiest
The funkiest, the funkiest

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The funkiest, the funkiest
The funkiest, the funkiest
The funkiest, the funkiest

The funkiest, the funkiest
The funkiest, the funkiest
The funkiest, the funkiest
The funkiest, the funkiest
The funkiest, the funkiest