See, I really couldn't sing<br />
I could never really sing<br />
What I couldn't do was sing<br />
I have troubleith a note<br />
It goes all around my throat<br /> w
It's a terrifying thing<br />
<br />
See, I really couldn't hear<br />
Which note was lower or was higher<br />
Which is why I disappear<br />
If someone says, "Let's start a choir"<br />
<br />
Hey, when I begin to squeak<br />
It's a cross between a shriek<br />
And a quiver or a moan<br />
<br />
It's a little like a croak<br />
Or the record player broke<br />
What it doesn't have is tone<br />
<br />
Oh, I know you're thinking<br />
What a crazy ding-a-ling<br />
But I really couldn't sing<br />
I could never really sing<br />
What I couldn't do was sing<br />
<br />
Three blind mice<br />
Three blind mice<br />
It isn't intentional<br />
He's doing his best<br />
<br />
Jingle bells, jingle bells<br />
Jingle bells, jingle bells<br />
It really blows my mind<br />
He gets depressed<br />
<br />
But what I lack in pitch I sure<br />
Make up in power<br />
And all my friends say<br />
I am perfect for the shower<br />
<br />
Still, I'm terrific at a dance<br />
Girls are messin' up my hands<br />
I'm a birdie on the wing<br />
<br />
But when I begin to chirp<br />
They say, who's the little twerp<br />
Goin' 'pong' instead of ping<br />
<br />
And when Christmas comes and<br />
All my friends go caroling<br />
<br />
It is so dishearten-ning<br />
It is so disquiet-ting<br />
It is so discourag-ging<br />
Darling, please stop answer-ring<br />
<br />
See, I really couldn't sing<br />
I could never really sing<br />
What I couldn't do was<br />
<br />
Do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, ti, do<br />
Do, ti, la, sol, fa, mi, re, do<br />
La, la, la, la<br />
Sing, sing<br />
<br />
Sing, sing, sing, sing<br />
Sing, sing, sing, sing<br />
Sing, sing