Glee Cast You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch lyrics

All the windows were dark<br />
No one knew he was there<br />
All the Whos were all dreaming<br />
Sweet dreams without care<br />
<br />
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch<br />
You really are a heel<br />
You're as cuddly as a cactus<br />
You're as charming as an eel<br />
Mr. Grinch, you're a bad banana<br />
With a greasy black peel<br />
<br />
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch<br />
Your heart's an empty hole<br />
Your brain is full of spiders<br />
You've got garlic in your soul<br />
Mr. Grinch, I wouldn't touch you<br />
With a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole<br />
<br />
All I need is a reindeer<br />
So he took his dog Max<br />
And he took some black thread<br />
And he tied a big horn on the top of his head<br />
<br />
Then the Grinch said, "Giddyup"<br />
And the sleigh started down<br />
To the homes where the Whos<br />
Lay a-snooze in their town<br />
<br />
"This is stop number one"<br />
The old Grinchy Claus hissed<br />
As she climbed to the roof<br />
Empty bags in her fist<br />
<br />
Then he slid down the chimney<br />
A rather tight pinch<br />
But if Santa could do it<br />
Then so could the Grinch<br />

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Then he slithered and slunked<br />
With a smile most unpleasant<br />
Around the whole room<br />
And took every present<br />
<br />
Pop-guns, [Incomprehensible]<br />
And cookies and drums<br />
Checkerboards, mistle-beans<br />
Popcorn and plums<br />
<br />
And he stuffed them in bags<br />
Then the Grinch, very nimbly<br />
Stuffed all the bags<br />
One by one, up the chimney<br />
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You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch<br />
You're a nasty, wasty skunk<br />
Your heart is full of unwashed socks<br />
Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch<br />
<br />
The three words that best describe you<br />
Are as follows and I quote<br />
"Stink, stank, stunk"<br />
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You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch<br />
With a nauseous super naus<br />
You're a crooked jerky jockey<br />
And you drive a crooked hoss<br />
<br />
Mr. Grinch<br />
You're a three-decker sauerkraut<br />
And toadstool sandwich<br />
With arsenic sauce