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GOIN' PLACES
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Girls For Dummies
Album: Girl Songwriting 101 (2002)
Girls for dummies
Chapter one, here's the first mistake
treating girls like gold from the very first date
If you become their friend that's all you'll ever be
Chapter two, here's what to do
you find a girl who really likes you
and don't let her know that you like her too
Chapter three, now listen to me
Keep her emotions in agony
Keep on reading cause you're almost there
Chapter four, it's time to score
You followed the rules now she's your whore
Aren't you glad you listened to this song?
Now if you don't like what you're reading
we don't care for this reason
girls owe me so fuck you