I slipped out this afternoon
And bought some love insurance
A most exclusive dress from gay Paris
It's sleek and chic and magnifique
With sex beyond endurance
It's me, it's me, it's absolutely me
And why? One guy
This irresistible Paris original
I'm wearing tonight
I'm wearing tonight
'Specially for him
This irresistible Paris original's
All paid for and mine
I must look divine
'Specially for him
Suddenly he will see me
And suddenly he'll go dreamy
And blame it all on his own
Masculine whim
Never knowing that
This irresistible Paris original
So temptingly tight
I'm wearing tonight
'Specially for him
For him, for him
This irresistible Paris original
I'm wearing tonight
She's wearing tonight
And I could spit
Some irresponsible dress manufacturer
Just didn't play fair
I'm one of a pair
And I could, oh no
This irresistible Paris original
All slinky with sin, ah
Already slunk in and I could die
And I could kill her and I could
This irresistible Paris original
Trés sexy, n'est pas?
Goddamn it, voila
And I could spit
Hello girls
Thirty-nine bucks I hand out
For something to make me stand out
And suddenly I've gone into mimeograph
Some laugh
This irresistible Paris original
This mass-produced crime
I'm wearing tonight
Hello dears
For the very last time
What a dress, oh
