Celebrity Sex Scandal In Excess lyrics

Don't be caught suspended there gripping yourself
You must take precaution for potential accidents
Keep your chair close and check the safety harness
Never put on a rubber mask and let the camera roll

Never try it
Just don't try it
Never try it
No….

(Asphyxiophilia will flood your brain with dopamine)

Don't ya know
Asphyxiophilia
Don't ya know
It will kill ya
Leave all your problems dead hanging naked

Don't embarrass mom and dad, they'll claim a suicide
Bowling surfing or skateboarding could be so much more fun
All it takes is one slip and you're sure to not wake up
It couldn't be worth the risk unless you can't get laid


Never try it
Just don't try it
Never try it
Don't…

(Asphyxiophilia will flood your brain with dopamine)

Don't ya know
Asphyxaphilia
Don't ya know
It will kill ya
Leave all your problems dead hanging naked

Learn from the mistakes of David Carradine and Micheal Hutchence
Strangulation equals masturbation

Just breathe, let the oxygen reach your brain
Just breathe, and then come back again