Ike Reilly Last Time lyrics

Ike Reilly
Salesmen and Racists
Last Time
Last time I couldn't make you cum
Last time you didn't fake me out
Last time I got a little bit wasted
But this time I don't think you'll mind
Cuz I'm funny

A Jew, a Black, a Paddy and a Queer
Were riding in a sea plane before it disappeared
Now who goes to hell and who goes surfin?
Who's gonna be a meal for the urchins now?
It's goin down (x4)

Last time I had dinner with a racist
Last time I just fell asleep
Last time I got a little bit wasted
And dreamed of a plane crashing into the sea

If I go down in a plane I'll go to hell
But I'll leave all my shit to my friends in a will

You can have my Crown Vic
You can have my debt
You can have my weakness and my regret
Sweetheart take your dump truck memories
And bury them in the cold cold ground
I'll come back for some dead man's lovin
You'll need to cum
I'll need to throttle down
It's goin down (x4)

Salesmen and racists and football stars
All hangin out at the hotel bar
Tellin those jokes
Clearin their throats
Drinkin their dinner and smokin my dope
But I will smile and I'll backslap
And laugh at those jokes
And gladly shake their hands