Jennifer Saunders The Fairy Godmother Song lyrics

Jennifer Saunders
Shrek 2
The Fairy Godmother Song
Your fallen tears have called to me, so here comes my sweet remedy.
I know what every princess needs for her to live life happily.
With... just... a... wave of my magic wand your troubles will soon be gone.
With a flick of the wrist in just a flash, you land a prince with a ton of cash,
A high priced dress made by mice no less!
Some crystal glass pumps and no more stress!
Worries will vanish your soul will cleanse
Confide in your very own furniture friends
We'll help you set a new fashion trend!

I'll make you fancy, I'll make you great!
The kind of gal a prince would date
They'll write your name on the bathroom wall
MALE VOICE: For happy ever after- give Fiona a call!

A sporty carriage to ride in style. A sexy man-boy chauffer, Kyle.
Vanish your blemishes, tooth decay.. celulite thighs will fade away
A hool and a hey! Have a Bichon Frise!


Nip and tuck here and there, to land that prince with the perfect hair.
Lipstick liners, shadows, blush! to get that prince with a sexy tush.
Lucky day, hunk buffet
You and your prince take a roll in the hay
You can swoon on the moon with the prince to this tune

Don't be drab, you'll be fab
Your prince will have rock-hard abs
Cheese souflee, Valentines Day!
Have some chicken fricassee!

Nip and tuck here and there, to land that prince with the perfect hair.
Lipstick liners--

Fiona - look, thank you very much Fairy Godmother, but I realy dont need all this!

All- (gasp!)

cabinet - fine be that way