Judd Cledus T Bake Me A Country Ham lyrics

Judd Cledus T
Bipolar and Proud
Bake Me A Country Ham
VS 1-Well I was sitting there
With my fork in hand
staring at my lousy ravioli can
She walked right in
and said to me
Is there anyway that I can make your day complete
I told her if there's anyway you can
Could you grease up that old metal roasting pan


CHORUS 1
And bake ma country ham
Honey-glazed with a side of yams
leave it in till it's golden brown
pineapples all the way around
let the sweet smell feel the air
serve it to me in my underwear
I'm tired of eating imatation spam
If you could bake me a country ham



VERSE 2
I looked at her with hungry eyes
She asked if I needed ketchup or my curly fries
I held my breath I could hardly wait
for my little slice of Heaven on a dixie plate
I could feel the juices running down my chin
As my stomach started singing once again
CHORUS 2
Bake me a country ham
honey-glazed with a side of yams
leave it in till its golden brown
pineapples all the way around
let the sweet smell feel the air
serve it to me in my easy chair
I'm tired of eating imatation spam
If you could bake me a country ham


Back to chorus 1 for the ending