Judge Dread Je T'aime lyrics

"Hello, what's your name?"
"Dread"
"Not Judge Dread?"
"Yes, that's right"

"Oh, I've always wanted to meet you"
"Oh really, why?"
"Oh, I'm a really big fan of yours"
"That's very nice of you to say that"

"Is it true?"
"Is what true?"
"What they say about big nine"
"Well, I think you'd better have a look for yourself"

"Oh, it's true, it's true
Come on Dread, get 'em off"
"No, what do you take me for"
"Come on, don't be shy"
"Now doesn't that feel better?"

"Oh yes, those bloody boots were killing me"
"Here, look at this"
"Oh my god, I don't believe it"
"Oh come on, touch it"

"You must be bloody jokin'

You're not even a proper woman
You're a geezer dressed up
You're one of those trans
What do they call 'em 'Transvestites'"

"Oh, come on, dear, this is 1975"
"Oh, I don't know, every time I come out
Every bloody time it always ends up in sillys"
"Come home and give me love please"

"I'll tell you what
I'll give you bloody love
I'll give you the rough
End of a pineapple, go on, fuck off"

"Nasty man you"
"Away"
"What?"

"Take your soddy
Handbag with you"
"And I'm not going to buy
Anymore of your records, fuck off"