Wake up!
You've arrived.
Hope you were able to
enjoy your flight.
Your chauffeur will meet you
on the other side.
He's programmed to
recognize you on sight.
I want to start by assuring you
accommodations are all five-star.
Five thousand channels of brainfeed.
Hey- host mini-bar!
Pete will be by
with some papers to sign,
so don't wander off too far.
I know that new guests
often have questions.
But, please,
hold all your comments
'till the end of the session.
Check into your room.
A chance to freshen up,
decompress some.
Every guest's impressed!
Our chefs are superb,
they've wondrous confections.
If I may suggest
our meat and cheese selection?
The fridge is always packed
with all the kinds of snacks
that humans devour--
restocked every hour.
Be sure to stop at the
bar by the pool.
I'll give you some coupons.
Restaurant's a jewel!
The complex is located
there by the shore.
From here you can see it.
You get a free tour!
Come, come with me now,
we'll board our hover-car.
Don't look so startled.
Here everyone's a star.
Now, now, before
you get too anxious.
Let me allay your fears.
We do offer you
a shuttle back to earth.
Once, every one million years.