I turned thirteen, I can keep company<br />
He comes over and sits with me<br />
We watch movies, go online<br />
Under strict parental guidance<br />
<br />
Everyday that's how we be<br />
Had all his attention on me<br />
'Til my pops got me that new PlayStation 3<br />
And a twenty inch flat HD<br />
<br />
That's why I, I hate Madden<br />
That's why I, I hate Madden<br />
<br />
'Cause that joystick<br />
Messed around and took my boyfriend<br />
Them games be makin' me so sick<br />
'Cause I can't compete<br />
It's either me or that TV<br />
<br />
Put down that joystick<br />
Messed around and took my boyfriend<br />
Them games be makin' me so sick<br />
'Cause I can't compete<br />
He don't come just to see me<br />
<br />
That's why I, I hate Madden<br />
That's why I, I hate Madden, oh<br />
<br />
I was cool, we'd share it at first<br />
You know how I'm takin' this personal<br />
Hands on my hip, muggin', neck rollin'<br />
Snatched the controller, game over<br />
<br />
He was cool but he flipped on me<br />
Now I see how it's gon' be<br />
Tried to act up, put his card like a school ID<br />
Made him bounce, he don't really want me<br />
<br />
That's why I, I hate Madden<br />
That's why I, I hate Madden<br />
<br />
'Cause that joystick<br />
Messed around and took my boyfriend<br />
Them games be makin' me so sick<br />
'Cause I can't compete<br />
It's either me or that TV<br />
<br />
Put down that joystick<br />
Messed around and took my boyfriend<br />
Them games be makin' me so sick<br />
'Cause I can't compete<br />
He don't come just to see me<br />
<br />
That's why I, I hate Madden<br />
That's why I, I hate Madden, oh<br />
<br />
Mr. No Good, video game addicted<br />
The type that I should have known not to mess with<br />
I had his heart, his number one chick<br />
So he couldn't have been that committed<br />
<br />
It's like I wasn't even in the room<br />
He was all up in that tick, tick, boom<br />
How you 'gon worry 'bout [Incomprehensible]<br />
All I'm sayin', you really should have put this thing first<br />
<br />
'Cause that joystick<br />
Messed around and took my boyfriend<br />
Them games be makin' me so sick<br />
'Cause I can't compete<br />
It's either me or that TV<br />
<br />
Put down that joystick<br />
Messed around and took my boyfriend<br />
Them games be makin' me so sick<br />
'Cause I can't compete<br />
He don't come just to see me<br />
<br />
That's why I, I hate Madden<br />
That's why I, I hate Madden<br />
That's why I, I hate Madden<br />
That's why I, I hate Madden, oh