It's 2 am when you stumble in
You smell like Merlot
You've been drinking again
I get mad, can't hold my tongue
Got to let you know every dumb thing you've done
You say “Don't start your griping, don't even begin!â€
(CHORUS)
I'll stop my whining when you stop yours
I can't take your boozing no more
I'm ready to strike a deal just to get you up off all fours
I'll stop my whining when you stop yours
Well, it's not even noon the very next day
I catch you sneaking around with a bottle of Cabernet
I follow you down the hall
I'm preaching the dangers of alcohol
You say “Get off my back woman!
Stop your hemming and hawing!â€
(REPEAT CHORUS)
When you fell for me you fell head over heels - way back when
But now the only falling you do is off the wagon again!
(REPEAT CHORUS)
Peace and quiet or all-out war- What are you waiting for?
I'll stop my whining when you stop yours
Ain't gonna stop my whining - ‘til you stop yours