LIAM LYNCH My United States Of Whatever lyrics

I went down to the beach and saw Kiki
She was like, all, "Ehh"
And I was like, "Whatever"

Then this chick comes up to me and she's all like
"Hey, aren't you that dude?"
And I'm like, "Yeah, whatever"

So later I'm at the pool hall
And this girl comes up
And she's like, "Aww"
And I'm like, "Yeah, whatever"

â€~Cuz this is my
United States of whatever
And this is my
United States of whatever
And this is my
United States of whatever

And then it's 3 a.m.

And I'm on the corner, wearing my leather
This dude comes up and he's like, "Hey, punk"
I'm like, "Yeah, whatever"

Then I'm throwing dice in the alley
Officer Leroy comes up and is like
"Hey, I thought I told you"
And I'm like, "Yeah, whatever"

And then up comes Zafo
I'm like, "Yo, Zafo, what's up?"
He's like, "Nothing"
And I'm like, "That's cool"

â€~Cuz this is my
United States of whatever
And this is my
United States of whatever