Lonely Island Motherlover lyrics

Oh dang, what is it, dog? I forgot it's Mother's Day
Didn't get a gift for her? Other plans got in the way
She'll be so disappointed, damn, I forgot it too
This could have been avoided, what the hell are we gonna do?

My mom's been so alone ever since my daddy left
No one to hold her tight, life has put her to the test
I know just what you mean, my mom's been so sad and gray
My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away

Hold up, you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? I'm thinkin' I think it too
Slow up, what time is it, dog? It's time for a switch-a-roo
We both love our moms, women with grown women needs
I say we break 'em off, show 'em how much they really mean

'Cause I'm a motherlover, you're a motherlover
We should fuck each other's mothers, fuck each other's moms
I'll push in that lady where you came out as a baby
Ain't no doubt, this shit is crazy, fuckin' each other's moms

'Cause every Mother's Day needs a mother's night
If doin' it is wrong I don't wanna be right
I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself
To me you're like a brother, so be my motherlover

I'll be layin' in the cut, waitin' for your mom
Clutchin' on this lube and roses
I got my digital camera
I'ma make your mama do a million poses

They will be so surprised
We are so cool and thoughtful
Can't wait to pork your mom

I'ma be the syrup, she can be my waffle

Sho 'nuff, my mama loves bubble bath with chamomile
Straight up, give it to my mom d-d-d-d-d-doggy style
This the perfect plan for a perfect Mother's Day
They'll have to rename this one 'All up under the covers day'

'Cause I'm a motherlover, you're a motherlover
We should fuck each other's mothers, fuck each other's moms
I'll push in that lady where you came out as a baby
Ain't no doubt this shit is crazy, fuckin' each other's moms

Break it down

It would be my honor to be your new step father
It would be my honor to be your new step father
And while you're in my mother make me another brother
And while I'm in your mother I'll never use a rubber, oh

'Cause every Mother's Day needs a mother's night
If doin' it is wrong I don't wanna be right
I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself
To me you're like a brother, so be my motherlover

They blessed us both with the gift of life
She brought you in this world, so I'ma sex her right
This is the second best idea that we've ever had
The choice can be no other, be my motherlover

Happy Mother's Day