Ludacris Feat. Ludacris - Number One Spot lyrics

Yeah baby, heh heh, yeah<br />
Back again, that's right, Luda, ha, ha, ha, ha, feel this<br />
It gets meaner and meaner each time, baby<br />
Feelin' real good too, holla at 'em, man, what up Uncle 'Face? Yeah<br />
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I'm a bull in this industry man, tell 'em<br />
Some would rather run down and get one cow<br />
I think I'd rather walk down and get 'em all<br />
You know what I'm talkin' 'bout right? Look<br />
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I'm never goin' nowhere, so don't try me<br />
My music sticks in fans' veins like an IV<br />
Flows poison like ivy, oh, they grimy<br />
Already offers on my 6th album from labels tryin' to sign me<br />
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Respected highly, hi Mr. O'Reilly<br />
Hope all is well, kiss the plaintiff and the wifey<br />
Drove through the window, the industry super sized me<br />
Now the girls see me and a river's what they cry me<br />
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I'm on the rise, so many people despise me<br />
Got party ammunition for those tryin' to surprise me<br />
It's a celebration and everyone should invite me<br />
Roll with the crew or meet the bottom of our Nikes<br />
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Explorer like Dora, these swipers can't swipe me<br />
My whole aura's so mean in my white tee<br />
Nobody light-skinded reppin' harder since Ice-T<br />
You disagree, take the Tyson approach and bite me<br />
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Whoa, don't slip up or get got, why not man?<br />
I'm comin' for that number one spot, alright<br />
Rappers swearin' they on top, nuh uh, uh uh<br />
But I'm comin' for they number one spot, alright man<br />
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Scheme, scheme, plot, plot, say what?<br />
I'm comin' for that number one spot, woo, hey<br />
Keep it goin', it won't stop, what you doin' man?<br />
I'm comin' for that number one spot<br />
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Yes indeed, Ludacris, I'm hotter than Nevada<br />
Ready to break the steerin' column on yo' Impala<br />
If I get caught, bail out, po'-po', I tell 'em holla<br />
In court I never show up, like Austin Powers fa-zha<br />
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Father, father, and hey, I love gold<br />

But can buy anything I want from the records I've sold<br />
Jacuzzi's hot, Cristal is so cold<br />
Neighbors catch contacts, from the blunts that I've rolled<br />
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A pig in a blanket, a smoke and a pancake<br />
Drop albums non-stop, once a year for my fans' sake<br />
I crush mics until my hand breaks<br />
Then shag now and shag later 'til these women can't stand straight<br />
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The Luda-meister got 'em feelin' so randy<br />
I'm double XL so I call 'em my 'Eye Candy'<br />
Brush my shoulder and I pop my collar<br />
'Cause I'm worth a million ga-zillion fa-fillion dollars<br />
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Whoa, don't slip up or get got, why not man?<br />
I'm comin' for that number one spot, alright<br />
Rappers swearin' they on top, nuh uh, uh uh<br />
But I'm comin' for they number one spot, alright man<br />
<br />
Scheme, scheme, plot, plot, say what?<br />
I'm comin' for that number one spot, woo, hey<br />
Keep it goin', it won't stop, what you doin' man?<br />
I'm comin' for that number one spot<br />
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Causin' lyrical disasters, it's the master<br />
Make music for Mini-Me's, models and Fat Bastards<br />
These women tryin' to get me out my Pelle Pelles<br />
They strip off my clothes and tell me, "Get in my belly"<br />
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Stay on the track, hit the ground runnin' like Flo-Jo<br />
Sent back in time and I never lost my mojo<br />
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls<br />
Ludacris sent down to take over the whole world<br />
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Whoa, don't slip up or get got, why not man?<br />
I'm comin' for that number one spot, alright<br />
Rappers swearin' they on top, nuh uh, uh uh<br />
But I'm comin' for they number one spot, alright man<br />
<br />
Scheme, scheme, plot, plot, say what?<br />
I'm comin' for that number one spot, woo, hey<br />
Keep it goin', it won't stop, what you doin' man?<br />
I'm comin' for that number one spot