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Alright, alright, alright
Y'all settle down, settle down, settle down
If you don't know where you are
This is statistics 101
And I'm your teacher
Lyfe Jennings in the flesh, baby
Books out, let's go
25% of all men are unstable
25% of all men can't be faithful
30% of them don't mean what they say
And 10% of them remaining, 20 is gay
That leaves you a 10% chance of ever finding your man
That means you better pay attention to these words that I say
I'm gonna teach you how expose the 90%
And show you what to do to keep the other 10
Rule number 1, don't be a booty call
If he don't respect you, girl, he gone forget you, girl
Now 2, if he's in a relationship
If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you
3, tell him that you're celibate
And if he wants some of your goodies
He gone have to work for it
Rule 4, be the person you wanna find
Don't be a nickel out here, lookin' for a dime
(Statistics)
15% of all men got a complex
15% of all men don't practice safe sex
20% of them come from homes without a father
So there's a 50, 50 chance that you'll marry a coward
Something to think about when you're taking a shower
Something to swallow when you drink ya bottled water
I'm gonna teach you how to expose the 90%
And show you what to do to keep the other 10
Rule Number 1, don't be a booty call
If he don't respect you, girl, he gone forget you, girl
Now 2, if he's in a relationship
If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you
Rule 3, tell him that you're celibate
And if he wants some of your goodies
He gone have to work for it
Rule 4, be the person you wanna find
Don't be a nickel out here, lookin' for a dime
(Statistics)
Be patient, he's waiting
You don't gotta settle for that
Leave all that stress alone, get you a backbone
Stop being sorry for yourself
Have you no
(Checklist)
It's gonna take
(Patience)
Time is still
(Wastin')
Don't be a booty call
If he don't respect you, girl, he gone forget you, girl
Now 2, if he's in a relationship
If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you
Rule 3, tell him that you're celibate
And if he wants some of your goodies
He gone have to work for it
Rule 4, be the person you wanna find
Don't be a nickel out here, lookin' for a dime
(Statistics, statistics, statistics, statistics)
