Mark Ronson And The Business Intl Record Collection lyrics

I take too long to answer telephones
I take too long to type my name in record messages
But my hand writing is excellent infact its 2nd to none.
I just got in from somewhere really good,
They offered me the part of bono and a speaking role
With all the merchandise and sunglasses I could ever need.
I drive round citys in a charriot
I get preferential treatment at the marriot
But if the truth be told I'm naked under all these clothes

I'll tell you what it is on my mind, woah.
I only want to be in your record collection, woah aaaah.
I only want to be in your record collection woah aaaah.
And I'll do anything it takes just to get there.

My brain is buzzing and the room is strange
Like that scene in trading places at the stock exchange,
I made a million over 1987 now I'm living in my parking space, parking space
My teeth are bright and my hair is clean I wear paco rabanne like i was charlie sheen
But in the rain we all look wet and in the snow we all look cold

I'll tell you what it is on my mind, woah.
I only want to be in your record collection, woah aaaah.
I only want to be in your record collection woah aaaah.

And I'll do anything it takes just to get there.

Disgusted by the flash list,
I think I'm a don they think I'm an actor,
But I catch this, my two needs are a pillow and a mattress,
One time to fill up the space with a famous actress,
Gimme a meal I'll do a DJ set,
I will spike you with the green like a cactus show off,
Ego you can't match this show off, Cheuvenistic pig, money man tac tic

I'm not as clever as I thought I was
It got pointed out to me as i was lining up,
And all I want to know is how I got so fucked down, down
I'm not as lucky as I thought I was,
My luck ran out the other day as I was crossing the road,
Who'd have thought a truck like that could cause so much....

I'll tell you what it is on my mind, woah.
I only want to be in your record collection, woah aaaah.
I only want to be in your record collection woah aaaah.
I'll do anything it takes just to get there.