MC Lars Horris Yes I Am An Alien lyrics

Bam, I'll explode just like I were a bomb
Flying over Vietnam high with my Uncle Tom
Or sitting in a cabin, having a sip of tea
While a parrot sings a song in the minor key of C
To inspire me, so we will see
This neurotic harmony that develops sonically

I'll be writing my plan out with a needle
I'll make you twist and shout and think I was Beatle
Like Lennon or Stalin in a car that won't start
If your Volvo is stallin' then you need to learn the art of mechanics

Don't panic, even though I'm galvanic
I'm the only non-Hispanic on the Mexican Titanic
My loops go 'round and 'round just like a carousel
Coming out my BR-8, like I was William Tell
If you haven't heard my name, I hope it rings a bell
Because I'm the only guy who knows what happened at Roswell

Yes I'm an alien, I come from outer space
Yes I'm an alien, I'm going to rock this place

Some people say I'm not funny, I say okay
I can't sell records here, I'm huge in the U.K.
British people tell me to keep rocking on
You might have heard me down in London
Rocking heads with this song

I was sad when I found out about Santa Claus
So I made like Tim Allen and broke some local laws
I moved way up north and grew a beard
Now relatives and friends think I'm kind of weird

But did you think I was heretic when I danced in that church
Like an unemployed crustacean chewing on a birch?

I'm addicted to shark meat and books by Mark Twain
And eating Novocain shipped from the Ukraine

My name's not Matthew but thanks for asking
I live in California because I'm not Alaskan
But that's okay, what can I say?
My real home is actually light years away

Yes I'm an alien, I come from outer space
Yes I'm an alien, I'm going to rock this place

You want poetry? Go read Robert Frost
The simile in hip-hop is essentially lost
Like a tearful pallbearer carrying a body
Or a giant pink Care Bare acting snotty

Where can it go? I just don't know
But check out this funky alphabet flow
It's like A B C D E F G
H I J K L M N O P and ICP on LSD

Or ABC or MTV or the new PC
You got for free from
Circuit City in Albuquerque

I be the VIP MC on this CD
The name's MC Lars Horris, as you can see
So where do I start and where do I begin?
Yo, it's tough to be a funky fresh alien

Yes I'm an alien, I come from outer space
Yes I'm an alien, I'm going to rock this place