Started out, just drinkin' beer
I didn't know how or why
Or what I was doin' there
Just a couple more
Made me feel a little better
Believe me when I tell you
It was nothin' to do with the letter
I ran right out of beer
I took a look into the larder
No bones, nothin'
I'd better go and get somethin' harder
Back in a flash
I started on a dash of Jamaica rum
Me and Pat Malone
Drinking on our own
Woh-hoh-oh, the nips are gettin' bigger
Woh yeah, the nips are gettin' bigger
Wo-hoh-oh, the nips are gettin' bigger
Yeah, mmm they're gettin' bigger
Sometimes I wonder
What all these chemicals
Are doin' to my brain
Doesn't worry me enough
To stop me from doin' it again
Wipin' out brain cells
By the millions but I don't care
It doesn't worry me
Even though I ain't got a lot to spare
Woh-hoh-oh, the nips are gettin' bigger
Woh, yeah, the nips are gettin' bigger
Wo-hoh-oh, the nips are gettin' bigger
Yeah, they're gettin' bigger