It's a horror a movie
Though it's barely started
They're lining up
The soon to be departed
I hate to tell you but I know who the murderer might be
It's just the two of us
All our friends have left us
We've bolted all the doors and
Bolstered our defences
I hate to tell you but I know who the murderer might be
You'll find me at the scene of every crime
I'm a very busy man
I'm killing all the time
When it comes to my life
The murderer is me
I hope that it is right but I fear that it is wrong
I saw it in your eyes so I put it in this song
She's running up the stairs
Oh the storm is breaking
The windows rattle
And the house is shaking
I hate to tell you but I know where the murderer might be
Could be in the cupboard
Or behind the curtain
Hiding in the bathroom
One thing's for certain
I hate to tell you but I know who the murderer might be
You'll find me at the scene of every crime
I'm the one cracking jokes
It kills them every time
When it comes to my life
The murderer is me
You'll find us at the scene of every crime
We are very busy bees
One sting and we both die
When it comes to our life
We don't know who the murderer might be
Is it you or is it me?