Let's keep the screaming and the fighting
And the crying to a minimum
And if the kitchen don't work
We can fight in the living room
You try to hurt me when you say
You'll find another date
And memories of me will fade away
You try to hurt me and deny
That I was an okay guy
And I'm just left here wondering why
My girl is calling me
My girl is calling me a liar
My girl is calling me a jerk
(You jerk)
You got to realize
'Cause you're not being nice
I was trying not to hide the facts
It's the truth that's in disguise
See, what you fail to see
Is it wasn't a fantasy
But little by little, all the things and the pressure
Just got the best of me, and now
My girl is calling me
My girl is calling me a liar
My girl is calling me a jerk
I should call P right now
Hello
She doesn't listen to a single word I say
Just give the girl some time
And she will come around your way
Man, I ain't got time to waste and I'm tired of fights
You've got to be patient with the woman of your life
Look, I tried to tell her, but she's cussing me out
Just take her to the movies
And you're gonna work it out
That's it?
Yeah
Really? Alright then, good night, P
Good night