Moose Jackson Big Ten Inch Record lyrics

Got me the strangest woman
Believe me this chick's no cinch
But I really get her going
When I take out my big ten inch

Record of a band that plays the blues
The band that plays the blues
She just loves my big ten inch
Record of her favorite blues

Last night I tried to tease her
I gave her a little pinch
But she said, "Now stop that jivin'.
And get out that big ten inch."

Record of a band that plays the blues
Well, the band that plays the blues
She just loves my big ten inch
Record of her favorite blues

I cover her with kisses

When we're in a lover's clinch
And when she gets all excited
She begs for my big ten inch

Record of a band that plays the blues
Well, the band that plays the blues
She just loves that big ten inch
Record of her favorite blues

My gal don't go for smokin'
And liquor just makes her flinch
Seems she just goes for nothin'
Except my big ten inch

Record of a band that plays the blues
Well, the band that play the blues
She just loves my big ten inch
Record of her favorite blues