Mungo Jerry Memoirs Of A Stockbroker lyrics

I remember when I was very young
Had lot of toys and I had lots of fun
Yes, I did

Playing mum's and dad's with the girls down the road
I used to pull their hair and I used to pick my nose
Yes I did, didn't we all?

Now I'm getting pretty old, I like to think back to the past
What about all the sweets we used to eat
And the games we used to play in the park

I remember when I was at school
I didn't do my homework and I broke all the rules
Yes, I did

Watching all the girls getting undressed in the gym
Smoking in the toilets, beat up the little kids
Yes, I did, didn't we all

Now I'm getting pretty old
I know, I could have done a lot more
Like putting sugar in the headmaster's tank
Of his brand new Jaguar

I remember when I was at work
I had to wear a suit and a had my hair cut
Yes, I did

Yes sir, no sir, three bags full
The boss was a drag and work was a bore

Yes, It was, 'en it all'

Now I'm getting pretty old
I like to think back to the past
What about all the fiddles that we did
And the times I got landed in the cart

I remember my very first date
I took her to a movie and I got her home late
Yes, I did

Her father got mad so I bought him a pint
Worst thing I ever did, now I'm lumbered for life
Big mistake, we all make 'em

Now I'm getting pretty old
I like to think back to the past
What about all the beer we used to drink
And the chicks we used to have in the grass

Worked very hard got promotion at work
Got a mortgage, got a house, got a baby, got a car
In that order? You must be joking

Got ulcers in my stomach
Got false teeth and got piles
Don't get on with the wife
Could do with some