(She had a) Big Bad Whoopie
– I had nothing to lose
One Big Bad Whoopie - that coincides with what I do
She had horns of plenty
– bigger than I knew
One Big Bad Whoopie that satisfies . . .
I'm not a doctor – but I'll have a look and see - What seems to be
the trouble with you dear?
What seems to be the trouble?
I got a spot that bothers me
– when it gets hot I can't sleep
with ringing in my ears
- and now it's got stubble
One Big Bad Whoopie - I got love stuck in my eye
(She had a) Big Bad Whoopie
I was black and blue
One Big Bad Whoopie with a pretty smile - and French perfume
She was top dead center
– she put the bang in the boom
One Big Bad Whoopie on the wild side . . .
I need a little tenderness
she held me close – next to her breast
kept pulling on my ears
– and let me blow bubbles
A fire tattoo down below
her inner thighs they seem to glow
She was so sincere – and so sensible
One Big Bad Whoopie
One Big Bad Whoopie
- it's like having two
One Big Bad Whoopie that co-exists with what she do
I didn't need a reason
– it oscillated too
One Big Bad Whoopie
- I'm qualified . . .
I guess it was my fate
– she had a rose tattoo
And it was the bait
– but I realized too late
One Big Bad Whoopie
So don't steal our record
– ‘cause we gotta eat
- so buy our record
It satisfies - and we love the taste of meat
We love the taste of meat . . .