Arrogant Worms The Coffee Song lyrics

Arrogant Worms
Toast
The Coffee Song
Young Derrick would love to take my order (hi)
He works at the coffee shop, just up the street (morning)
He's happy and annoying with a smirk the size of texas,
He's my coffee enemy.

(Would you like a mochacino,
or perhaps a capucino,
or maybe a frappucino)
Said Derrick wearing the chinos...

All I really want is a cup of coffee,
so strong the spoon stands up,
just a cup of coffee,
all i really want is a cup of coffee,
give me a fricken cup of coffee, derrick.

(You should try our biscotti,
or a low-cal cabbage cookie,
this muffin's only 3.50,
and what's super great is that it's fat free)
Don't want to smell like an expresso (Could help)

With your coffee sented soap,
(Well maybe you should have some chi-tea,
or maybe join me in some ti-chi, come on)

All I really want is a cup of coffee,
in a non-biodegradable cup,
just a cup of coffee,
all i really want is a cup of coffee,
give me a fricken cup of coffee....

Oh Derrick why won't you listen to me,
i don't want a magazine or a C.D.,
i don't want a latte or a frappe,
i just want a coffee that doesn't taste crappy...

All i really want is a cup of coffee,
All i really want is a cup of coffee,
All i really want is a cup of coffee,
Give me a fricken cup of coffee...
Derrick...