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Arrogant Worms Malcolm lyrics
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Live BaitMalcolm lyrics by Arrogant Worms
Arrogant Worms
Live Bait
Malcolm
Billy solves his problems by calling up his mom
Heather solves her problems with drugs and Alcohol
Daniel solves his problems with a doctor and the law
But Malcolm has his own way and it's better than them all
CHORUS
'Cause Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw
and he never has the same problem twice
Whether it's a bill or a cheque arriving late
Rancid marble cheese or a steak that's second rate
Awful TV programs or a broken ELvis plate
Or his fiancee who dumps him because he's gaining weight
CHORUS
Aaaaggghhh Aaaaggghhh
problem solved
