Margaret Cho Intervention lyrics

It's not your birthday, but all your friends and family are here.
Whats the occasion? Cause the motives seem unclear.
Some are happy, some are shedding lots of tears.
They're saying now what they should've said for years.
We're doin this cause, we're concerned about your health.
We're doin this to, save you from yourself.

Welcome to your intervention.
We need some of you attention.
You've got, a problem we must mention.
We're not gonna put you in detention.
But we think you need, think you need, an intervention.

We know all other paramedics on a first name basis.
Don't you see how bloated, your pretty face is?
Time forgives, time erases, time will catch what the dragon chases.
We were there when we lost you to meth, and we're sick of loving you to death!

Welcome to your intervention.
We need some of you attention.
You've got a problem we must mention.
We're not gonna put you in detention.
But we think you need, think you need, an intervention.

[Tegan] *clears throat*
Uh, Margaret? S-Sara, Sara, Sara and I wanted to um write you this letter, we wanted
to write you this letter to you, to you because um well we wanted to make sure we said
everything


[Margaret]
Oh look who can read! You know what? You know something? I can read too!
You don't have to read me a letter, cheating it! Just to prove that you're better than me!
I'm not--you don't know me! Sara, you don't know me!
You don't-- *throws up*
I'm sorry was that your jack-o-lantern?
I'm so sorry. I'm sorry Tegan, I'm sorry Sara.
I--You guys are right, I think-I think I need help.

No more hugs, till you give it drugs. I know it sucks, for once think about us.
No more hugs, till you give it drugs. I know it sucks, for once think about us.
No more hugs, till you give it drugs. I know it sucks, for once think about us.
No more hugs, till you give it drugs. I know it sucks, for once think about us.

Welcome to your intervention.
We need some of you attention.
You've got a problem we must mention.
We're not gonna put you in detention.

Welcome to your intervention.
We need some of you attention.
You've got a problem we must mention.
We're not gonna put you in detention.
But we think you need, think you need, an intervention.