Nicely Warped Table Pants On Fire lyrics

Nicely Warped Table
Pants On Fire
Pants On Fire
Here's that great new vibe, by Nicely Warped Table
(C) Friday 10/28/1994 Nicely Warped Music

Col Reid : Guitar, Lead Vocals
Nate Smith: Piano, Backup Vocals
Dave Calam: Accordion, Backup Vocals
Dave Luesink, Mike Ens, Merv Braniff: Backup Vocals

( to the tune of 'Light My Fire' by the Doors )

I'm gonna raid your fridge
And there's nothing you can do about it
Then I'm gonna eat your cheese
And then I'm gonna...slice some more

Chorus: Liar, liar, pants on fire
Liar, liar, pants on fire
Try to set you pants on.... FIRE!


I'm gonna walk down your street
And I'm gonna pick up all your garbage
And take it to the landfill
Then I'm gonna kill your brother, yeah...

(Chorus)

(Solos)

I'm gonna kill your sister
There's no two ways about it
Then she's gonna kill your dog
And then she'll clean the cat box...

(Chorus a few times)

END