Brilliant Maneuver
I've really gotta hand it to you
I must admit
You came back from behind
to flash me a familial smile
and I fell for it.
But there's something you should know my darlin'.
Something I don't tell nobody.
Before I bedded you
when I was sober
upstairs
I fell in love with your brother
Jared.
Brilliantly loony.
I've really gotta hand it to me
I must admit.
It comes off as a tryst
or some sick sordid riff
only siblings could possibly play
But all the while,
I swear it Jared,
I was thinking of your parents.
If only they had known,
that baby, when the son rose....
Oh, Jared....
I swear there was nothing to it.
It was your kiss that was
like booze on my lips
but my hips were unfortunately
magnetically superimposed
on your brother's dick.
And I...
I never meant to hurt you.
I didn't meant to play those games
And I know the code.
Bros before hos.
Brilliant maneuver
I've really got to hand it to you
I must admit.