Oysterhead Pseudo Suicide lyrics

Gasoline Vaseline
Benzene Amphetamine
All the chemicals in between
There ain't no cure for suicide

Knew a man
He went to jail
His momma couldn't raise the bail
Found him dangling in his cell

There ain't no cure for suicide
She was quite a dainty thing
He held her with a diamond ring
She never did have that final fling

'Cause there ain't no cure for suicide
Bitchin' here, bitchin' there
Bitchin' damn near everywhere
There ain't no cure for suicide

Buttered toast, greasy roast
You all remember Danny most
He used to hit us coast to coast
'Cause there ain't no cure for suicide


With pain that thrives inside my neck
And lately I say what the heck
Gotta pry myself up off the deck
'Cause there ain't no cure for suicide

I really can't remember when
It didn't flow right from the pen
When it don't I'll carpenter again
'Cause there ain't no cure for suicide

Seven seconds after I dissolve
Into the fiery gates of hell
Locked up in a plastic tube
Where Sandsio lay frozen when he fell
Pseudo suicide

He awoke to find that he was tumbling
Like the bills of buffalo
Pallid in a backwards way of living
Was the quickest way to go
Pseudo suicide