OPM Heaven Is A Half-Pipe lyrics

If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on Earth, I can't do jack
Without the man up on my back

Now Heaven would be a DJ
Just spinnin' up all night long
And Heaven would be just kickin' back
With Jesus packing my bong

And if you don't believe in Jesus
Mohammad or Buddha too
And while the world is warin'
We just sit back and laugh at you, singin'

If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on Earth, I can't do jack
Without the man up on my back

Wow, when most people think of Heaven
They see those pearly gates
But I looked a little closer
And there's a sign that says, 'Do Not Skate'


So if you wanna come to my Heaven
Well, we all gonna have a ball
And everyone you know is welcome
'Cause we got no gates or walls, singin'

If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on Earth I can't do shit
Without the man fuckin' with it

Then I got up to the gate
They pulled out list that I've been callin' fake
"I'm sorry, friend, you can't come in
You gotta list here that doesn't end"

You're mad because I smoked dope
Ain't teachin' any classes in how to cope
I find a place to rest my head
I'd rather be alone now that I'm dead