Peter Griffen Can't Touch Me lyrics

Peter Griffen
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Can't Touch Me
(Peter talking) Uh, uh, uh. Can't touch me.
(MC Hammer's “Can't Touch This” starts) Can't touch me. J...j...j...j...
Just like the bad guy from Lethal Weapon 2
I've got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer you can't sue.
I can write graffiti even jaywalk in the street.
I can riot, loot, not give a hoot and touch your sister's teat
Can't touch me. Can't touch me.
(Adam West talking) What in God's name is he doing?
(Peter) Can't touch me.
(Cleveland talking) I believe that's the Worm.
(Peter) Stop! Peter time.
I'm a big shot, there's no doubt.

Light a fire then pee it out.
Don't like it, kiss my rump.
Just for a minute let's all do the Bump.
Can't touch me. Yeah, do the Peter Griffin Bump.
Can't touch me.
I'm presidential Peter. Interns think I'm hot.
Don't care if you're handicapped I'll still park in your spot.
I've been around the world from Hartford to Back Bay.
It's Peter, go Peter, MC Peter, yo Peter, let's see Regis rap this way.
Can't touch me.
(End of song. Peter Talking) Except for you. You can touch me.