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Poke me in the belly button
and you might get a laugh
workin on my cuticles
til my nails are torn in half
Hit my head within your basement
I feel like a giraffe
Startin to feel like a bum
surrounded by the handsome and dumb
half idiot (x8)
Run your hand across my hair
and you might catch a flake
Please keep me out the kitchen
I burn all that I bake
Why are all my allergies
year round for heaven's sake?
Stick out like a sore thumb
surrounded by the handsome and dumb
half idiot (x8)
Poke me in the belly button
and you might get a laugh
workin on my cuticles
til my nails are chopped in half
Hit my head within your basement
I feel like a giraffe
I think I got kinda dumb
Ask Seth if he's got any gum
[oh there's a]
half idiot (x8)
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