Pissed Jeans People Person lyrics

Well, he's got a big white smile
And the cotton shirt to match
He'll talk about the weather
On his digital watch

He forwards funny emails
Pics of a dog wearing a dress
Light bounces off his hair gel
He's handsome I confess

They call him a people person
It's always the people person
My friends like a people person
Girls melt for the people person

Doors open for a people person
I wanna be a people person
New car with a people person
Married to a people person

Smile at a people person
No rest for the people person
Love all the people person
It's great for a people person

Come back to the people person

His parents share the same bed
Sleep right next to his
There's a dog at his feet, all night
That never has to whiz

He understands technology
His camera is a phone
And when he goes to the movies
He never goes alone

Well, he's got a big white smile
And the cotton shirt to match
He forwards funny emails
From his digital watch

He keeps me informed with the news
I don't have to ask
And when he has to take a sip
It's from his embroidered flask