Patterson Hood Playboy Mansion lyrics

I used to live in the Playboy Mansion
I never could get used to it
Every month brought a brand new hassle
Kept getting bruised by it

I used to live in the Playboy Mansion
Chasing triplets like a fiend
All my friends were so jealous
Thirty-eight going on seventeen

I used to live in the Playboy Mansion
Martinis by the cement pond
Hanging out in my robe and slippers
Hanging out with Jimmy Caan


I used to live in the Playboy Mansion
I never could get used to it
I looked stupid by the swimming pool
I kept getting pushed in it

I used to live in the Playboy Mansion
Now I live in the Romper Room
Grannie's staying where the strippers used to
Took my pole out of the boom, boom, room