Paul Williams Absent Treatment lyrics

[Verse 1]

Sure I don't drink so you might think that I ain't never gone
But when my song comes on, I dance like I'm wasted
I dance like I'm wasted

I might be stupid but I'm far from being crazy doe
But when I hit that floor, I dance like I'm wasted
I dance like I'm wasted

No degrees of separation between my feet and bathroom floor
Suddenly I'm Kevin Bacon and it's 1984

[Chorus]

You know it's on tonight and you're gone tonight
You got a lot of people telling you lies (you lies)
You're gone tonight and that's alright with me

[Verse 2]

So now I'm sippin' on this Fanta all up in my cup
Cause I find beer quite yuck but I dance like I'm wasted
I dance like I'm wasted


And I've been literally just eating Hi-Chew all day long
The strawberry lingers on, so come here and taste it
Girl come here and taste it
Nah f that

Vous ne trouverez jamais un gars qui a une faible estime de soi
Mais si vous êtes à la recherche de l'homme parfait: c'est moi

[Chorus]

[Bridge]
Where are all my sentimental girls who like Vampire Weekend and picnics in the park
Sentimental girls who don't talk 'bout dick size cause that sh*ts kinda yuck
Sentimental girls who don't have no Tinder and have good taste in art
Sentimental girls who don't watch 'Miranda' cause that show sucks so hard

Nelson girl. You're just a Nelson girl
Spoiled little Nelson girl. Man I love these Nelson girls

[Chorus x2]