Reisa L. Gerber Gotcha lyrics

Woke up this morning at six o'clock,
And I hopped into the shower singing "jimmy crack corn"!
The soap was dam refreshing and the lather on my hair,
Stood there a couple minutes, and then I washed it out-
Squirted out some lotion and I rubbed it off my sweet old 'hind'...
Took a handful of "curly gel" and my hair felt just fine!
Got into my sexy wear and faded jeans and tee...
And I felt the holy spirit's sweetness claiming mind sight memory.
I couldn't wait until I dropped a size down three petite to one-

We're all familiar with that clique,yeah...
"You've got to help your "SELF-"
And just like dear old dad would say,"everything in moderation"-
A hundred % correct of him,
We laughed and she said, "Gotcha!"