Remorse Horticulture lyrics

Miguel the landscape gardening man
Will lay his hands on whatever he can
Not only gardens attract his attention
It's not only those fucking hedges
It's to the wives of clients he is drawn
As he tends to garden and to lawn
And when he's finished laying the roses
He'll do the wives right next to the mangrove
He has done it in the ass
He has done it, high on grass
He has done it in the car
Has he simply gone too far?
Miguel during a heat wave
While armed with a hand held fan
He would converse with all the girls
Miguel was that kind of a man

Whilst he engaged in conversation
Casually without being detected
He would aim the fan at her breasts
Until both of her nipples get erected
He has done it in the ass
He has done it, high on grass
He has done it in the car
Has he simply gone too far?
Once Miguel misbehaved
He dug up a whore from a grave
She was moldy and smelled shitty
And only had one rotten titty