Reno Divorce Time Flies When You're Having Fun lyrics

I was sitting on the couch drinking whiskeys and water,
Bragging ‘bout how I fucked somebody's daughter.
I said, “hey, Mean, let's snap another line.”
Heard the phone ring, fuck, look at the the time.

Cos' time flies when you're having fun.
I wish I was having some.
Looks like I'm not the only one...
7:30... here comes the sun...
Time flies when you're having fun.

I woke up late for work, nearly missed my alarm.
So I took a little trip trip to the Cumberland Farms.
Took my eyes off the road and nearly got into a wreck,
Ran into a friend on his way to connect...

Singin, “time flies when you're having fun.
I wish I was having some.
Looks like I'm not the only one...

7:30 and I'm cleaning my gun.
Time flies when you're having fun.”

Holed up in a hotel room, down in Farmington.
Russian Roulette, Cowboys and Indians.
I thought it'd be different this time but it wasn't.
Now I'm feeling on my head for a reset button...

Thinkin, “time flies when you're having fun.
I wish I was having some.
Looks like I'm not the only one...
7:30... what the fuck have I done?
Time flies when you're having fun.
I said time flies when you're fun.
Let me know when we start having fun