Random Toon The Official lyrics

I was walking down the street one day and I didn't know what I would find
I saw a horse with no head so I said hello there you look kind

He says back at me "No I'm not a horse I'm a boy cat with a cream pie for an eye"
So I said to the horse cat my name is "Jimminybillybob" what's yours

The horse replied "Sorry I died for a second there"

It's fine I said
I do it all the time
Don't worry about it man
Don't worry about it man!

So I continued my evening walk in the morning of August the 32nd
Where I saw fifty gold
Colored VPs
All moving at me at a slow, slow speed

Oh no I screamed!

I gotta get out

But I turned around and I saw Coach Z in his underpants singing the Gag Song while feeding a poisonous plant

WOO!

So the lamp post fell down and crushed my pet seltzer bottle

Which made me drown

And I didn't know if this was still Toontown
Or an alternate dimension I've never been to before

To find out I got a taxi to Lil Oldman
And dropped a nuclear bomb on his head where he said
"Fifty Big Cheeses!" "Fifty Big Cheeses!"

Oh no not again!

KABOOM!

Then I saw a very strange toon
His color was blue
Or maybe it was green or blue

But before I had time to decide

I probably died and exploded inside
Before learning out to not to drive

This was not Toontown
This was some weird world I've never been to before

But I knew I couldn't get out alive
I couldn't get out alive

I couldn't get out alive!

I was walking down the street one day and I didn't know what I would find
I saw a horse with no head so I said hello there you look kind

He says back at me "No I'm not a horse I'm a boy cat with a cream pie for an eye"
So I said to the horse cat my name is "Jimminybillybob" what's yours

Oh no I screamed!

I gotta get out

But I turned around and saw Coach Z in hus underpants singing the Gag Song while feeding a poisonous plant