Schaffer the Darklord Arrival of the Fittest Lyrics Schaffer The Darklord lyrics

[Verse 1]

Back from the scratch that never mind forever
I've been right in plain sight striving to keep climbing
While I never go slower gotta keep keep going
Gotta keep it on moving upward onward and forward
Toward my goal prize I've got my eyes on as I struggle
I'm overcoming every tribulation trial and trouble
I'm never backing down until I've succeeded and I mean it
I've got spirit and I'll never be defeated - fuckers

[Hook 1]

And I made it
And now at last I've arrived
And I have what it took to get here
Im so surprised I'm alive
I keep it going on and on and so so live
Upon arrival of the fittest just the sickest survive
And ain't nobody gonna break my stride

[Verse 2]

The train I took tonight stalled and we were all evacuated
Just before a Cloverfield left the station devastated
I fled the scene and ran to Empire State
And dodged plane debris downed by a giant ape
But I escaped and caught a ride back downtown from Venkman
After dropping Vincent Clortho off at the station
I gained great power when the arachnid bit
I dropped in on some mob bosses taught them a magic trick
I gathered up the guys and went in search of a body
After I sanded my super's deck to learn some karate
I scaled Mordor before going back to Cali where
I had to beat the Alpha Betas at the homecoming fair
I had to go in search of all of One Eye'd Willy's treasure
Had to travel back in time to save my parents marriage
I had to travel back in time to kill my enemies mom

I had to travel back in time to write a history report
I orchestrated fake suicides at my high school
And froze when my sisters friend rose from the swimming pool
I peddled my Big Wheel down a hotels halls
I got my new pet wet and I ruined Kingston Falls
I had to go to New Detroit to topple OCP
I had to meet up with some guys from work and beat up a fax machine
I busted in on Adrian and learned of his plan
I met my long lost son and I cut off his hand
Retrieved Medusa's head and used it to slay the Kraken
Searched for my lost bike stolen by Francis
I read the Necronomicon walked with a Hollow Man
Flew to the North Pole and talked to a hologram
From every side and angle these forces have conspired
But I haven't yet been beaten or retreated or retired
I've met every last challenge faced every last fear
And at the end of the day I'm still here fuckers

[Hook 2]

Because I made it
And now at last I've arrived
And I have what it took to get here
I'm so surprised I'm alive
I keep it going on and on and so so live
Upon arrival of the fittest just the sickest survive

I finally made it
And now at last I've arrived
I have what it took to get here
Im so surprised I'm alive
I keep it going on and on and so so live
Upon arrival of the fittest just the sickest survive
Knock Knock who's there the Darklord has arrived