The Duckworth Lewis Method It's Just Not Cricket lyrics

Sgt.Yankee in his baseball cap
Throwing curveballs all over the map
It's not right, it's not cricket!
Vlad the Impaler is taking off his shirt
To wrestle with the riot girls down in the dirt
It's not right, it's not cricket!

All we're really saying is it doesn't really feel
Like we're all playing on a level playing field
It's not right

“It's just not cricket”

Bend over bank-man and take one for the team
A billion dollar bonus and a handshake from the queen
It's not right, it's not cricket!
You've got a nerve to dedicate your victory to god
When all you've done is medicate your way back to the top
It's not right, it's not cricket!


All we're really saying is it doesn't really feel
Like we're all playing on a level playing field
It's not right

“Well one thing it certainly isn't is cricket
You simply can't get away with that
It's just not cricket”!

All we're really saying is it doesn't really feel
Like we're all playing on a level playing field
It's not right

“You know it's just not cricket
No, doesn't work
My dear old thing, really you must pull yourself together!
Calypso collapso
Dreadful…”