The Toxic Avenger Musical Everybody Dies! lyrics

Everybody dies

She played me for a fool
Now shes left me behind
How could i not see it comin'
How could i be so blind

They all call me a freak
We'll this freak just got screwed
So it's time to be adoptin'
A more monstrous attitude

Right here, right now, surprise
Everybody dies

Don't wanna hear no wimpy alibis
The freak is gonna get the good guys
Tromaville has met it's demise
'Cause everybody dies

Everyone alive qualifies

I'll kill ministers and priests and rabbis
I ain't gonna win the Nobel peace prize
'Cause everybody

Everybody dies! everybody dies
Everyone alive qualifies

Oh judy, what should we do
For our one month anniversary?
Oh mickey, let's go see a musical
A wonderful musical based on a movie
Most people watched when they were stoned

This devil ain't wearin' no disguise
I wanna see the fear in your eyes
It's time to say your final goodbyes
'Cause everybody leave, I said leave